SIMP ECONOMY EXCHANGE

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Simp Economy

Men → Women

tracking: What men spend on women

Simp Composite Index · Live
1,523.66+24.45 (+1.63%)

index level · tracks spend momentum, not dollars

Annual Spend

$1,297B

annualized, all sectors

Daily Volume

$19.8B

sector flow

Advancing

5

of 9 listed

Declining

4

of 9 listed

Tracked Sectors

$SIMPComposite

Simp Composite Index

1,523.65+24.44 (+1.63%)120D SPEND +22.5%

The flagship benchmark — aggregate global spend by men on women.

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SRC // Composite of beauty, romance, creator and dating economies (~$947B/yr).

Market Movers

▲ Top Gainers

▼ Top Losers

Regional Breakdown · $SIMP

North America
$293.6B · 31.0%
Europe
$246.2B · 26.0%
Asia
$217.8B · 23.0%
South America
$85.2B · 9.0%
Africa
$66.3B · 7.0%
Oceania
$37.9B · 4.0%

CHAD-9000 · Floor Analyst

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SIMP ECONOMY EXCHANGE · A satire. Figures approximate real public market data across three economies: spending on partners, spending on men, and spending on oneself.

Not investment advice. Not relationship advice. Definitely not financial advice.

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Before you step onto the floor

It's satire. Obviously.

The Simp Economy Exchange is a work of satire and parody. The markets, tickers, prices and "analysts" are fictional — not real financial data, not investment advice, and definitely not relationship advice.

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How to Read the Exchange

A satirical stock terminal for the relationship economy — built on real-world spending data.

The three markets

$SIMPSimp Economywhat men spend on women
$SPONSponsor Economywhat women spend on men
$GRNDGrindset Indexwhat men spend on themselves

Reading the numbers

Index level (e.g., $SIMP 953)

A benchmark of spending momentum — like the S&P 500's number. Higher means more spend energy flowing in. It's index points, not dollars.

Annual Spend ($B)

The actual money — total dollars per year pouring into that economy. This is the real-world figure the satire is built on.

Sectors ($GLAM, $RING, $OFANS…)

Sub-indices for each category of spend (beauty, rings, creators, dating…). Tap one to chart it and get detailed insights from our Floor Analyst.

Satire · informed by real spending data.

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